BREAKING NEWS: The United Nations Security Council, the Pentagon, and the International Criminal Court have issued emergency resolutions calling for the immediate recall of this T-shirt, citing its designation as an “active threat to global stability”. Interpol has confirmed that all known owners of this item have been flagged in international databases. The Geneva Convention is undergoing urgent revisions to address the ethical and humanitarian concerns surrounding its existence. All attempts to suppress this product have failed. May God have mercy on us all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
