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Pirate Squirrels Shirt - Absurd Humor Unisex Tee

Pirate Squirrels Shirt - Absurd Humor Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 USD
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The Pirate Squirrels shirt is inspired by the idea that chaos doesn’t need scale — just intention.

This graphic tee turns small, harmless creatures into something slightly more organized… and much less predictable.

This graphic tee is perfect for:

• Fans of absurd and unexpected humor
• Animal lovers with a dark sense of humor
• People who enjoy playful, chaotic concepts
• Those drawn to unique, offbeat designs
• Anyone who prefers fun, conversation-starting tees

Shirt Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States

Sustainable Production

Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and overproduction.

Thank you for supporting thoughtful manufacturing.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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