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Pirate Squirrels Shirt - Absurd Humor Unisex Tee
Pirate Squirrels Shirt - Absurd Humor Unisex Tee
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The Pirate Squirrels shirt is inspired by the idea that chaos doesn’t need scale — just intention.
This graphic tee turns small, harmless creatures into something slightly more organized… and much less predictable.
This graphic tee is perfect for:
• Fans of absurd and unexpected humor
• Animal lovers with a dark sense of humor
• People who enjoy playful, chaotic concepts
• Those drawn to unique, offbeat designs
• Anyone who prefers fun, conversation-starting tees
Shirt Details
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Sustainable Production
Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and overproduction.
Thank you for supporting thoughtful manufacturing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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