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Maximum Efficiency Shirt - Burnout Social Commentary Unisex Tee

Maximum Efficiency Shirt - Burnout Social Commentary Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 USD
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The Maximum Efficiency shirt is inspired by the modern obsession with optimization — where every second, task, and thought is expected to perform.

This graphic tee turns productivity culture into something slightly more honest.

This graphic tee is perfect for:

• People navigating burnout and productivity pressure
• Fans of dark humor and work culture satire
• Those who question hustle culture and optimization
• Anyone feeling the weight of constant performance
• People who prefer sharp, minimalist commentary

Shirt Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States

Sustainable Production

Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and overproduction.

Thank you for supporting thoughtful manufacturing.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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