Fabled Threads
Existential Crisis Hotline Unisex T-shirt
Existential Crisis Hotline Unisex T-shirt
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Wear this shirt and let the world know: you’re questioning everything, but doing it in style. Whether you’re wrestling with radical freedom, bad faith, or the overwhelming absurdity of being, this shirt’s got your existential back, and your physical one. Let everyone know: You’re taking life seriously, but not too seriously. Perfect for those who’ve accepted that life has no inherent meaning, but are determined to make their own
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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