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Crassus Fire Brigade Unisex T-shirt

Crassus Fire Brigade Unisex T-shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.00 USD
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In ancient Rome, the fire didn’t just burn, it was an opportunity! The Crassus Fire Brigade, founded by Marcus Licinius Crassus himself, was known for its efficient firefighting tactics: refuse to put out the flames until the owner agreed to sell, at a heavily discounted price, of course. And when business was slow? A little strategic ignition kept the profits burning bright. Ruthless? Maybe. Profitable? Absolutely. This T-shirt pays tribute to history’s most innovative entrepreneur, because in Rome, nothing spreads faster than fire… except a good deal. Get your tee before the price goes up in smoke!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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