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Choose Your Coping Mechanism Unisex T-shirt

Choose Your Coping Mechanism Unisex T-shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.00 USD
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Ah, welcome! This world is full of unpredictable encounters, overwhelming challenges, and unresolved trauma that you’ll be carrying for the rest of your time here. To survive, you’ll need to choose a coping mechanism. Each option comes with a permanent status effect that will help you navigate your journey. Choose wisely, your trauma already has. Now then! Your very own adventure is about to unfold! Step forward and embrace the journey ahead!


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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