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Application for Functional Brain Shirt - Mental Health Graphic Tee - Dark Humor Social Commentary Unisex Tee
Application for Functional Brain Shirt - Mental Health Graphic Tee - Dark Humor Social Commentary Unisex Tee
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The Application for Functional Brain shirt is inspired by the quiet frustration of trying to operate normally… when your mind has other plans.
This graphic tee turns that experience into something structured — a form, a process, a request that somehow never gets approved.
This graphic tee is perfect for:
• People who relate to mental overload and burnout
• Fans of dark humor and self-aware commentary
• Those who enjoy clever, form-based or system satire
• Anyone navigating stress, focus, or brain fog
• People who prefer subtle but meaningful graphic tees
Shirt Details
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Sustainable Production
Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and overproduction.
Thank you for supporting thoughtful manufacturing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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