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Breaking News Everything Still Terrible Shirt - Social Commentary Unisex Tee

Breaking News Everything Still Terrible Shirt - Social Commentary Unisex Tee

Regular price $29.00 USD
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The Breaking News: Everything Still Terrible shirt is inspired by the endless cycle of headlines — urgent, dramatic, and somehow always the same.

This graphic tee turns modern media into a single, honest update.

This graphic tee is perfect for:

• People who follow the news… and are tired of it
• Fans of dark humor and blunt honesty
• Those who enjoy social commentary on modern life
• Anyone feeling media fatigue or information overload
• People who prefer bold, minimal statement tees

Shirt Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank garments sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States

Sustainable Production

Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and overproduction.

Thank you for supporting thoughtful manufacturing.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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